Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Model Answers For Your Exams

Ever been in an exam and don't know the answers? Or find the questions so simple to the point of being stupid? Well, here are some real answers given by 16-year-old British students doing their GCSE Exams last year.

(View them all from Mr Brown's blog.)

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

In a democratic society, how important are elections?
Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

What does "varicose" mean?

Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"?
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport

How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow (He got an A)

How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowls, A,E,I,O and U.

Hahaha. Well, if you're going to get a wrong answer, might as well do it with a sense of humour. If the test questions are too easy and you're bound to get full marks, put a few wrong answers here and there just for the fun of it.

Update: I just realized this is post number 100! Yahoo!


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