Online Conversations

I'm on bash.org again and that site never fails to crack me up. I could spend the whole day at that site. In case you don't know, that site is a collection of the best quotes that people have gathered in chat rooms and on the internet. I'll paste some of the funniest here. There's lots but it's worth your time. =)


BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?


Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it


serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong


EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
KC48348751> dude
KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters


YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF


Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)
Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)


DemonEater> wtf
DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy


Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen


O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!


AngryGackt: hey
Kagato: yo
AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?
Kagato: ..nikki....
Kagato: you just like..
Kagato: scared me... so bad...
Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you hear that Lindze's dead?"
AngryGackt: OH
Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.
AngryGackt: NO
AngryGackt: gahhhh
Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I reread it.
AngryGackt: jeeeeessus
Kagato: ........>_<
AngryGackt: *flails*
Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::
AngryGackt: He's dead.
Kagato: ........


After reading all this, there's only one word can describe it. LOL~