Wednesday, October 06, 2004

An Important Story For Everyone

Alright, here's an important story that we all can learn something from.

*Names of characters have been changed to protect their identities.*

The Japanese Job
(Based on a true story)

One Saturday morning, T-Snake, Jordan, Zidane and H3lix went to the school library to finish up their report. So they found a study room, took out their laptops, and started doing their work.

They did their work all the way until around 1pm when they decided to go down to get something to eat.

They all got up to leave except T-Snake.

"Eh, don't want to go eat ah?" Zidane asked.

"Don't want la, I not hungry," T-Snake replied. "I stay here help you all watch bag."


So Zidane, Jordan and H3lix went down to canteen 2. It was usual lunchtime crowd so when they got there the queues were pretty long.

"The queue very long, I go back get a smoke first," Zidane said. So he returned to go back the study room to get his cigarettes from his bag. However when he returned to the room, he saw T-Snake at his laptop. When T-Snake saw Zidane, he tried to close the application he was using. To his horror, it wouldn’t close! Frantically he clicked away at the “X” button.

Zidane’s laptop was always very slow but it always was usually working alright.

Surely, the laptop wouldn’t choose to hang now. Surely he wasn’t that unlucky!

Still the program refused close. Abandoning his efforts, he quickly closed Zidane’s monitor and tried to back to his seat as casually as possible, hoping Zidane wouldn’t notice anything.

Zidane however, sensed some fishy business was going on and pulled up his monitor to see what was going on. And to his surprise, this is what he saw:

Sending Files To T-Snake:
File Name: Japanese Hot X-X-X Total File Size: 278MB
Progress: 68% ...

!!!!! T-Snake was stealing p*rn from Zidane’s computer! You think that Zidane would be all angry, but instead he was amused that T-Snake would be caught stealing p*rn from his computer.

“T-Snake… You ah..,”

All T-Snake could was to look at Zidane and give an embarrassed laugh.

And ever since that day, T-Snake has had to live with nickname, “The P*rn Stealer”.

The End.

So everyone, what’s the moral of the story? What can we all learn from this event? It’s quite simple really.

There are 2 lessons we can learn from here.

1) Don’t steal something that is free.
- T-Snake could have easily just downloaded whatever he wanted at home. If he had done that, he wouldn’t have been caught with “his hands in his pants”, so to speak. Maybe he was just horny, but being horny doesn’t justify stealing. Only being SUPER HORNY does.

2) Don’t steal. Just ask.
- If T-Snake had asked, Zidane would have given him what he wanted. All he had to do as ASK. But in the end, he chose to steal. Steal some more, now kena caught. But then again, being horny clouds one’s judgment, so we can let him off a bit on this part.

Ah.. we all have learnt valuable lessons today haven't we? So next time when you're old and you have children, be sure to tell them this story, so they all can learn from the mistakes of T-"The P*rn Stealer"-Snake.


Blogger Bubblemunche said...

Been reading your blog for the past hour ;)! Haha, I was from poly too... one hell of a crappy course call tourism in TP....

12:28 AM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

Wow. Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog! =) Poly is crappy at times, but at least I find it better than JC. Haha.

12:57 AM  
Blogger JaHaLaNg said...

yoz..real life story being wrote in an interesting way. Actually, that is the 1st time I heard of someone stealing this kinda of stuff... lol...

2:05 AM  
Blogger Bubblemunche said...

Haha, I choose poly because I wanted to enter the work force earlier :P.... huge financial constraints! Haha, good like for yr finals and FYP, dude ;)

10:53 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

haha, porn again! Of all things, steal porn.

5:02 PM  

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