Friday, September 16, 2005

Conversation Of The Day #4

Somewhere in the sunny island of Pulau Tekong...

(Sergeant enters and picks up a copy of Maxim lying around)

Sergeant: "Whose magazine is this?"

Private PSL: "It's mine, Sergeant."

Sergeant: "Whose magazine is this?"

Private PSL: "It's mine, Sergeant."

Sergeant: "I said, whose magazine is this?"

Private PSL: "It's yours, Sergeant."

Sergeant: "Good."

(Sergeant takes magazine and walks out)

Update: Made some corrections. It was supposed to be "It's mine, Sergeant" instead of "It's mine, Sir."


Blogger Jayaxe said...

Hahaha! How come Private Peng San Liao call his sergeant 'sir'?

If you do that in the army, you will get punished by saying 100 times of this repeatedly - 'I'll will not call a sergeant sir or a sir sergeant but a sergeant sergeant and a sir sir.'

10:36 PM  
Blogger KwokSiong said...

that is just how SAF commanders work. they simply repeat the question until they get the answer they want to hear.

12:29 AM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

Jayaxe: Oh, it's supposed to be Sergeant? My mistake. Cause I was recalling this conversation by memory. =P

Kwoksiong: LoL~ Isn't that how it works in any army?

5:21 AM  
Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said...

heheheh....wat a way to learn.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Donavon said...


3:41 AM  
Blogger ahdokboy said...

It's situations like this which make me very excited at the prospect of going bmtc to be an instructor.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Excited at the prospect of power? Absolute power? I think you better practise that Mr.Evil laugh, 'Bwahahaha'.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha dun think 100 hundred lah... I read this army guideline before.. Commanding officer got tulan power max knock them down 50 only.. if they do more then tt kenna summary trial crap...

5:10 PM  
Blogger Jayaxe said...

Oops! So 'PSL' is supposed to be a real name? Oops!!!

8:52 PM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

Ang Ku Kueh: Well, that's the way they do it in the army. LoL~

Donapen: You should tell him about this man. It even got tomorrowed.

Ahdokboy: Just make sure you get your own Maxim magazine when you finally become an instructor. LoL~

Chuang Shyue Chou: I guess absolute power drives one to evil. Hahahaha.

Anonymous: 50 I can already die.

Jayaxe: Yeah, it's his initials. But call him anything you want. He won't mind. Hahaha.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some motherfucker of a sergeant steals your magazine and you think thats acceptable ? This fucker should be reported to higherups and get his just dessert in the detention barracks !

1:44 AM  
Blogger KC said...

Yes, not saying anything, and "giving" him the magazine only encourages him to do the same to you and others in the future.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Pkchukiss said...

Thank goodness I had very nice people during my entire BMTC days: this kind of horror must not be tolerated.

Escalate it to the OC, or OO (the-man-BMTC-instructors-fear), see what happens to that errant instructor.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

Anonymous / KC / Pkchukiss : Actually in the end, the sergeant did the return the magazine. So he's not such a bad guy after all.

2:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if its in bmt then shouldn't the guy be REC instead of PVT?

4:58 PM  
Blogger Wuii said...

I got my FHM mag "stolen" from me the exact same fking way. What to do? Life's all gloomy in the army.

3:32 PM  

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