Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Young Boys And A Man

Is it only me or does this headline on Soccernet look wrong to you?

The words "Young Boys", "WANKdorf" and "erection just don't go together. Well, maybe if you're reading an article on Michael Jackson it won't be surprising, but not on Soccernet. Not only that, if you think of it, the order of those words are sequential as well.

Reminds of of this stupid dude on Sandralious's latest entry. (Warning: Not Safe For Work - which means erm... make sure no one's around when you view this.)

I don't know who that guy is, but man, he is so BUSTED. What a dumbass.


Blogger La Bona said...

In the name of justice, I am obliged to help to disseminate story of a religious persecution ... My apologies for irrelevance.

Breaking News!
Barbaric persecution of an apostate …

The Malaysian authorities are persecuting an ex-Muslim fondly known as Ayah Pin and flatten his religious commune dubbed as Sky Kingdom, which is a quasi-religious commune located in north east Malaysian.

Once Muslim, Forever Slave!
Ayah Pin has publicly renounced his Islamic faith in 1998 but was REJECTED by the state (NB: Apostasy is a capital crime is Malaysia punishable by DEATH!)

The Persecution
In 2001, the Malaysian authorities jailed Ayah Pin for 11 months for attempting to renounce Islam. He is viewed as a security threat and they continue to harass him with all sorts of uncivilized threats befitting the low-life including smashing up the lovely giant teapot and flattening the commune, which they just did yesterday!

Prior to the destruction yesterday, the authorities raided the commune in July, 2005 and detained 45 faithful including a Kiwi, senior citizens and among others, 3 children of Ayah Pin and his 3 wives. I read somewhere; there are kids left behind unattended in commune and while some faithful have to pawn all they have to bail themselves out, the rest are still in custody.

Their crime: Being unIslamic!

As if the arrest was not good enough, mobs made up of some 35 unidentified assailants armed with Molotov cocktails attacked the commune and set the place ablaze …. Assailants attack Ayah Pin's commune with Molotov cocktails! ... I supposed mobs and Molotov cocktails are Islamic.

If you have a comment, please do not hesitate to email me at divinetalk@gamil.com. Alternately, you are welcome to do so at the forum (http://divinetalk.blogspot.com/2005/07/islam-persecution-i.html)

1:15 AM  
Blogger Lynne said...

I think "relief" doesn't help too. Imagine, to "relieve" an "erection", hmm ... kinky soccernet!

2:32 AM  
Blogger Jayaxe said...

Dammit, the whole sentence sounds so suggestive! And I wonder if Wacko Jacko is reading that with glee. Haha.

6:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:40 AM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

La Bona: Erm. Okay.

Lynne: Hahaha. Up to now I wonder if they intentionally made the headline that way.

Jayaxe: Wacko Jacko definitely would find that sentence familiar.

arljes: Sure thing. =)

3:16 PM  
Blogger Inarticulate said...

Zenith, I think you're becoming a magnet - for ermm.. zea... enthusiastic people.

LOL. He's closing his Neverland Ranch to visitors in future, the last news i heard.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said...

hahaha...maybe the writer did indeed spend half the time coming up with this title. I'm sure it's deliberate!

1:35 AM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

Inarticulate: Yeah. I wonder where all these people come from.

Ang Ku Kueh: I must say, if it's deliberate, it's quite cleverly done.

2:16 AM  

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