What You Say Can, And Will Be Held Against You

I've been reading through Mr Brown's blog again, and his latest entry is so so funny! It's about stuff that people say on chatrooms and forums.

Here are few of the funniest ones I found.

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( Ben174 ) : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
( ChrisLMB ) : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
( Ben174 ) : Where u work?
( ChrisLMB ) : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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(@AntiHeiss) friend of mine went to jail last night
(@AntiHeiss) he probably isn't getting out for a while
(%The_Coolest) y?
(+Enyo) why?
(%The_Coolest) :o
(@AntiHeiss) it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
(@AntiHeiss) she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

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#202477 +(2155)- [X]
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

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The AntiHeiss-Enyo-The_Coolest part was so so funny. I just laughed my ass off. Hahahaha..