Tuesday, June 01, 2004

I'm Bored

Tomorrow's a public holiday! Yay! But because of that, I'm feeling bored and don't feel like doing any work. *YaWn* We were given a new task to do today. We have revamp the Eng Wah Cinemas website. It kinda sucks cause we really don't know how to start revamping the website. Oh well. I guess we'll see how it works. In the meantime here's some jokes my friend sent me.


An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him.

The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."


One day an evil witch took over the forest, "One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell a joke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared... or else I'll cut off your head!''

The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animals laughed except fot a tortoise.. so the witch cut off his head.

Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all the animals off laughing... but still, the tortoise did not laugh...so the witch cut off her head.

Then, the rabbit went up... but before she could say a word, the tortoise started laughing...

''Why are you laughing you stupid tortoise?'' the witch asked.

The monkey's joke was very funny...'' was the reply.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah this one comment very troublesome. >.<

Well nice blog hehe. nice change. a new sem a new cahnge? :P

1:07 AM  

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